Kill me

I hate everything. Just kill me, please?

Post 6- A Dolla Makes Me Holla Honey Boo Boo.

Bye now.

Post 5- SLAP THAT BITCH.

Ugh. I just went to the doctor, aaaand I don't have strep throat. HOLLA. I pretty much love South Park. I'm watching it right now. I'm watching the episode where Earth turns out to be a huge reality TV show. It's hillaious. That gif if getting annoying up there. Hahah. Cartman is my favorite person ever. Same with Chef. I looooove this show. It's fucking hilarious. Now I'm watching Tosh.O. I can't tell if he's cute or not. Ehh, no. His creepiness killed it.
I think that my dad's friends are annoying. Okay, so my dad's friend Eric just came over, he stepped in dog shit, and then walked all over my house. And I had to clean it up, and in the process he called me Jasmine. Dude. I was about to fucking slap him. Like bitch please.

Post 4- Almost Done Being Sick

I'm on my last day being sick. My throat just hurts a little, but nothing else is bothering me. FINALLY.  This is how I feel right now. I'm gonna play doctor with my little brother, Dakoda. He's cute. But sometimes he drives me crazy like right now when he's chanting "get off the computer, get off the computer, get off the computer." LIKE SHUT UP. haha. I really miss That's So Raven. Do you remember that show? That was my FAVORITE show.
Bahahahhah. I'm gonna go play doctor with the bro.       BYE.

ehhe.

Post 3- Finding Nemo

So, I'm watching Finding Nemo for the thousandth time. I know every fucking word. I have been obsessed with this movie since I was like 4.  

I absolutely love sea turtles, like soooo much, so Squirt and Crush are my favorite characters. And Crush is 150 years old, and still young. Hahah. Squirt is like the cutest thing in the world. He's all small and perfect.

Here's a picture of Squirt and Crush. Crush is the dad and Squirt is the son. Their little handshake thing is "Gimme some fin, noggin, duuuuude." AHH, i love nemo. 




In case you live under a rock, I'll put a picture of Nemo also.
He's sparkly. Not really though. Just this picture. I think it's amazing. So, I'm sick and I'm dying and I have been on facebook watching ratchets fight all day. I seriously have been watching girls fight for like 4 hours. I don't know what to do with my life. I've watched Nemo 4 times in the past 2 days. 

I'm gonna blog a lot.. So.. You can ignore some of my posts. Because I'm an idiot and I feel like I'm actually talking to poeple. But I bet NO ONE has seen my blog. #foreveralone #nofriends #ihavenolife 

If anyone is reading my blog, you should let me know so I don't embarrass  the fuck out of myself. 

A DOLLA MAKES ME HOLLA HONEY BOO BOO. bye..

Post 2- Being Sick Is Terrible.

Being sick is probably the worst thing ever. I have a soar throat and a headache. I feel like I'm dying. I'm watching Zoey101,  mature right? 

I wish there was a school like PCA (Pacific Coast Academy). Where people can hangout with their friends all day. They can literally just hangout all day on campus, they live in a fucking amazing room with their friends and then go to like 3 classes. There's a bunch of hot guys aha. And they have a sushi restaurant on their campus. It would honestly be so much fun, to be able to go on you computer and live this perfect stereotypical teenage life. Imagine. 
  
Having the perfect body and face. And having tons of friends, and all the guys to like you. and looking like this;
    
Having perfect hair and just being so happy and popular.
I'm pathetic.       

My First Post..

  Alright, well.. where to start? Okay, I'll tell you a little about myself. My name is Jasper Amelia Gonzalez. Jasper comes from the stone that my parents loved apparently. Amelia was my great grandmothers name. And I'm only a quarter Mexican (hence the Mexican last name, Gonzalez.) 

I am in love with The Hunger Games. I am a major fangirl when it comes to anything related to Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games or sea turtles. 

Peach, pink and mint are my favorite colors. I like tribal pattern, and all that other stereotypical bullshit that teenage girls are supposed to be into.

I love Music. I listen to Dubstep, Rock, KPOP, Pop, Hip-Hop, R&B, pretty much everything except country.

 I got the idea of blogging from my favorite TV show, Awkward. It just seems like a good place to put all of your sorrow and just put everything off your chest. So, why not?

I'm from Ashland, Oregon. I go to Ashland Middle School. I'm in 8th grade, and I can't wait to get out of this stupid fucking hell hole. I'm going to be completely honest in this blog. So, if you end up reading this, and there is something about you, don't get offended, I'm a butthurt teenager. Leave me and my feelings alone. Haha. Well, here we go. I can't believe I'm actually gonna blog, I am so pathetic.